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My fake news is about how woman believes she could probably hit someone pretty hard with her water bottle if needed

Quote: Have you ever felt unsafe walking through campus or on your way home at night well we have found a way to help make sure you can be safe!

Quote: How many of you realize how many things you carry on a daily basis from water bottles, right down to your keys can be used as a weapon if needed in a dangerous situation.

Statistics: There was a total of 263,242 total crime incidents that were reported in the state of Pennsylvania in 2016, how are you going to make sure you're safe walking the streets day or night? (cityrating.com)