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The following scene is full of obvious exposition.  Rewrite the scene using conflict, humor, or a confidante to replace obvious exposition

SAL

So when did you move to Cleveland?

TED 

About two years ago.

SAL

You are kidding.  I moved here two years ago myself.

TED

What are you doing now?

SAL

I work for a large investment banker. 

TED

I’m a successful umpire. 

SAL

I love baseball.  But I have no time to go anymore, let alone play.  I used to be a pitcher on the bank’s softball team.  

TED

I’m getting a little bored with it, actually.  

SAL

How could you? Everyone loves baseball.  My kids especially do.   

TED

I have no kids.  

SAL

I thought you were married.  

TED

I was. We divorced.  My wife was very selfish; she didn’t want to ruin her figure with children.  

SAL

I have three great kids. 

TED

That’s great. 

SAL

One from each of my marriages.  But the third time is the charm; my new wife is a wonderful woman.