latin short story due 7 am

I hope you’re feeling a little creative!  Your assignment is to log onto the discussion board and compose a humorous and coherent story (in English) in which you properly use at least 5 of the sayings, mottos, and/or abbreviations from this section.  The story should be long enough so that you have properly used the five items in a believable and sensible way. 

Here are some humorous ideas for inspiration (you don’t have to incorporate any of these if don’t wish to):

• Your best friend
• a foot-long hotdog
• a vampire
• a dance contest
• time travel