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John Doe 18 Pineapple Lane Cambridge, MA 02246 [email protected] 555-555-5555 Education School of Hard Knocks Studied: Nothing much actually. Recess and lunch were usually my favorite subjects! Employment History 2012 - Present Jack in the Box Not So Fine Dining Contrary to popular belief, this place is not where they make Jack in the Box toys. Now I know why they asked me if I knew how to cook a hamburger in the interview! 2012 - 2013 Sumo Wrestler I pursued my dream of Sumo Wrestling, only to find out that the minimum weight limit was 300 pounds. Sadly, my Sumo career did not last but I have high hopes for returning to my passion in the near future. 2009 - 2011 Local Taste Tester Every day I went to my local Whole Foods and did quality control on all samples. Eventually it was found that I was in fact not on the payroll, so I was escorted from the building. I even worked weekends! Fortunately, the restraining order will be lifted soon and I will be able to return from my hiatus. 2004 - 2009 Babysitter I was forced to babysit my little brother for years while my parents worked. He used to cry constantly, but I guess I would too if my older brother sat on me. Interests: Bagels, Ballpoint pens, Ponies, Hammocks, Dolphins and Disney Princesses. Computer Skills: I love Paint! I am usually available on AIM, if not, I always leave an away message. Personality Traits: Boring, creepy, enthusiastic, sleepy, and awkward.