Someone wants money for an investment- Day

Answer this question    if the person could guarantee you high returns on your investments, then why laughing? and reply to the sudent responce

1. If someone called you and told you that he/she could guarantee you high returns on your investments with little or no risk, what would you do and why.

First, I would laugh at them for guaranteeing that their investment has little to no risk and can guarantee a high return on my investment. If I wanted to stay friends with this person, I would first ask what the investment was, if it has any signs of growth, what it could potentially be worth in the future. I would then evaluate what the risks actually are and bring them up to this "friend." I would then want to know exactly what the return on my investment is and period of time until I could expect payment. I would then try to educate this person on how to make this pitch, instead of just offering the world with no risk. Ultimately these types of deals do not exist and I would not invest.