for an english expert and due tomorrow before 11:59

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William Busby, Daily Writing 4.2

Mr. Wright

EH 1302

31 October 2017

Throne of Splendor

Thomas Crapper and Company introduces the long-awaited “High-Level WC Set with

'814' Cistern and Throne Seat” (High-Level). Complete with high quality wood, china, and

brassware, the High-Level WC Set creates a near-perfect centerpiece for

every sophisticated throne room. This amazing invention can be owned for a

modest price of only $3,366.

The American use of the word crap caused American soldiers during

World War I to give the water closet the term The Crapper since the name

Crapper was printed on the toilets. This caused people to naturally assume

that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet (Thomas). According to the Thomas

Crapper and Company website, “Thomas Crapper was an innovator and inventor and held nine

patents to a much-needed, essential appliance that facilitated a design for privacy, necessity, and,

in some cases, comfort. “The water closet evolved over many hundreds of years” (Thomas).

With his prestigious reputation as a highly successful entrepreneur, Thomas Crapper continues in

the twenty-first century as a decidedly trusted name in superb, reliable water closets.

This water closet promises the best bathroom experience a toilet can provide. The

occupant sits upon a mahogany throne when using the lavatory. In fact, Queen Victoria

purchased a water closet for her son Edward, the Prince of Wales (Thomas). If this water closet

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is refined enough for Queen Victoria to purchase, then any “commoner” can join royalty when

the necessity presents itself to sit upon this exquisite mahogany throne.

How many people can say that they sat on and occupied an original Crapper?

Experiencing the High-Level Water Closet is quite the relieving opportunity. We all go, so why

not go in style? From being seated on this throne of splendor, to the ease of a pull-down flusher,

no person alive will ever forget experiencing Thomas Crapper’s breathtaking invention. Do not

flush away this chance. Buy one today!

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Works Cited

“High-Level WC Set with '814' Cistern and Throne Seat.” n.d. Thomas Crapper and Company,

Ltd. thomas-crapper.com/High-level-Set-814-Throne.html. Accessed 29 October 2017.

A secondary citation that sites the source for the inventor of the water closet must be provided, and a tertiary citation must be provided for the image. An example citation for the image can be found in the course “How To” section.

All three sources must be from the Thomas Crapper Website.

Make sure that the citations are correctly alphabetized on this page.

No in-text citation is needed in the text of the essay unless the image is specifically referred to in sentence context.