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The Damned Thing Ambrose Bierce
(December 1893, Tales of New York Town Topic)
I — ONE DOES NOT ALWAYS EAT WHAT IS ON THE TABLE
BY the light of a tallow candle, which had been placed on one end of a rough table,
a man was reading something written in a book. It was an old account book, greatly
worn; and the writing was not, apparently, very legible, for the man sometimes held the
page close to the flame of the candle to get a stronger light upon it. The shadow of the
book would then throw into obscurity a half of the room, darkening a number of faces
and figures; for besides the reader, eight other men were present. Seven of them sat
against the rough log walls, silent and motionless, and, the room being small, not very far
from the table. By extending an arm any one of them could have touched the eighth
man, who lay on the table, face upward, partly covered by a sheet, his arms at his sides.
He was dead.
The man with the book was not reading aloud, and no one spoke; all seemed to be
waiting for something to occur; the dead man only was without expectation. From the
blank darkness outside came in, through the aperture that served for a window, all the
ever unfamiliar noises of night in the wilderness — the long, nameless note of a distant coyote; the stilly pulsing thrill of tireless insects in trees; strange cries of night birds, so
different from those of the birds of day; the drone of great blundering beetles, and all
that mysterious chorus of small sounds that seem always to have been but half heard
when they have suddenly ceased, as if conscious of an indiscretion. But nothing of all
this was noted in that company; its members were not overmuch addicted to idle
interest in matters of no practical importance; that was obvious in every line of their
rugged faces — obvious even in the dim light of the single candle. They were evidently men of the vicinity — farmers and woodsmen.
The person reading was a trifle different; one would have said of him that he was of
the world, worldly, albeit there was that in his attire which attested a certain fellowship
with the organisms of his environment. His coat would hardly have passed muster in San
Francisco: his footgear was not of urban origin, and the hat that lay by him on the floor
(he was the only one uncovered) was such that if one had considered it as an article of
mere personal adornment he would have missed its meaning. In countenance the man
was rather prepossessing, with just a hint of sternness; though that he may have
assumed or cultivated, as appropriate to one in authority. For he was a coroner. It was by
virtue of his office that he had possession of the book in which he was reading; it had
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been found among the dead man’s effects — in his cabin, where the inquest was now taking place.
When the coroner had finished reading he put the book into his breast pocket. At
that moment the door was pushed open and a young man entered. He, clearly, was not
of mountain birth and breeding: he was clad as those who dwell in cities. His clothing
was dusty, however, as from travel. He had, in fact, been riding hard to attend the
inquest.
The coroner nodded; no one else greeted him.
“We have waited for you,” said the coroner. “It is necessary to have done with this
business to-night.”
The young man smiled. “I am sorry to have kept you,” he said. “I went away, not to
evade your summons, but to post to my newspaper an account of what I suppose I am
called back to relate.”
The coroner smiled.
“The account that you posted to your newspaper,” he said, “differs probably from
that which you will give here under oath.”
“That,” replied the other, rather hotly and with a visible flush, “is as you choose. I
used manifold paper and have a copy of what I sent. It was not written as news, for it is
incredible, but as fiction. It may go as a part of my testimony under oath.”
“But you say it is incredible.”
“That is nothing to you, sir, if I also swear that it is true.”
The coroner was apparently not greatly affected by the young man’s manifest
resentment. He was silent for some moments, his eyes upon the floor. The men about
the sides of the cabin talked in whispers, but seldom withdrew their gaze from the face
of the corpse. Presently the coroner lifted his eyes and said: “We will resume the
inquest.”
The men removed their hats. The witness was sworn.
“What is your name?” the coroner asked.
“William Harker.”
“Age?”
“Twenty-seven.”
“You knew the deceased, Hugh Morgan?”
“Yes.”
“You were with him when he died?”
“Near him.”
“How did that happen — your presence, I mean?” “I was visiting him at this place to shoot and fish. A part of my purpose, however,
was to study him, and his odd, solitary way of life. He seemed a good model for a
character in fiction. I sometimes write stories.”
“I sometimes read them.”
“Thank you.”
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“Stories in general — not yours.” Some of the jurors laughed. Against a sombre background humor shows high
lights. Soldiers in the intervals of battle laugh easily, and a jest in the death chamber
conquers by surprise.
“Relate the circumstances of this man’s death,” said the coroner. “You may use any
notes or memoranda that you please.”
The witness understood. Pulling a manuscript from his breast pocket he held it
near the candle, and turning the leaves until he found the passage that he wanted, began
to read.
II — WHAT MAY HAPPEN IN A FIELD OF WILD OATS
“... THE sun had hardly risen when we left the house. We were looking for quail,
each with a shotgun, but we had only one dog. Morgan said that our best ground was
beyond a certain ridge that he pointed out, and we crossed it by a trail through the
chaparral. On the other side was comparatively level ground, thickly covered with wild
oats. As we emerged from the chaparral, Morgan was but a few yards in advance.
Suddenly, we heard, at a little distance to our right, and partly in front, a noise as of some
animal thrashing about in the bushes, which we could see were violently agitated.
“‘We’ve started a deer,’ said. ‘I wish we had brought a rifle.’
“Morgan, who had stopped and was intently watching the agitated chaparral, said
nothing, but had cocked both barrels of his gun, and was holding it in readiness to aim. I
thought him a trifle excited, which surprised me, for he had a reputation for exceptional
coolness, even in moments of sudden and imminent peril.
“‘O, come!’ I said. ‘You are not going to fill up a deer with quail-shot, are you?’
“Still he did not reply; but, catching a sight of his face as he turned it slightly toward
me, I was struck by the pallor of it. Then I understood that we had serious business on
hand, and my first conjecture was that we had ‘jumped’ a grizzly. I advanced to Morgan’s
side, cocking my piece as I moved.
“The bushes were now quiet, and the sounds had ceased, but Morgan was as
attentive to the place as before.
“‘What is it? What the devil is it?’ I asked.
“‘That Damned Thing!’ he replied, without turning his head. His voice was husky
and unnatural. He trembled visibly.
“I was about to speak further, when I observed the wild oats near the place of the
disturbance moving in the most inexplicable way. I can hardly describe it. It seemed as if
stirred by a streak of wind, which not only bent it, but pressed it down — crushed it so that it did not rise, and this movement was slowly prolonging itself directly toward us.
“Nothing that I had ever seen had affected me so strangely as this unfamiliar and
unaccountable phenomenon, yet I am unable to recall any sense of fear. I remember —
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and tell it here because, singularly enough, I recollected it then — that once, in looking carelessly out of an open window, I momentarily mistook a small tree close at hand for
one of a group of larger trees at a little distance away. It looked the same size as the
others, but, being more distinctly and sharply defined in mass and detail, seemed out of
harmony with them. It was a mere falsification of the law of aerial perspective, but it
startled, almost terrified me. We so rely upon the orderly operation of familiar natural
laws that any seeming suspension of them is noted as a menace to our safety, a warning
of unthinkable calamity. So now the apparently causeless movement of the herbage, and
the slow, undeviating approach of the line of disturbance were distinctly disquieting. My
companion appeared actually frightened, and I could hardly credit my senses when I
saw him suddenly throw his gun to his shoulders and fire both barrels at the agitated
grass! Before the smoke of the discharge had cleared away I heard a loud savage cry — a scream like that of a wild animal — and, flinging his gun upon the ground, Morgan sprang away and ran swiftly from the spot. At the same instant I was thrown violently to
the ground by the impact of something unseen in the smoke — some soft, heavy substance that seemed thrown against me with great force.
“Before I could get upon my feet and recover my gun, which seemed to have been
struck from my hands, I heard Morgan crying out as if in mortal agony, and mingling
with his cries were such hoarse savage sounds as one hears from fighting dogs.
Inexpressibly terrified, I struggled to my feet and looked in the direction of Morgan’s
retreat; and may heaven in mercy spare me from another sight like that! At a distance of
less than thirty yards was my friend, down upon one knee, his head thrown back at a
frightful angle, hatless, his long hair in disorder and his whole body in violent movement
from side to side, backward and forward. His right arm was lifted and seemed to lack the
hand — at least, I could see none. The other arm was invisible. At times, as my memory now reports this extraordinary scene, I could discern but a part of his body; it was as if
he had been partly blotted out — I can not otherwise express it — then a shifting of his position would bring it all into view again.
“All this must have occurred within a few seconds, yet in that time Morgan
assumed all the postures of a determined wrestler vanquished by superior weight and
strength. I saw nothing but him, and him not always distinctly. During the entire incident
his shouts and curses were heard, as if through an enveloping uproar of such sounds of
rage and fury as I had never heard from the throat of man or brute!
“For a moment only I stood irresolute, then, throwing down my gun, I ran forward
to my friend’s assistance. I had a vague belief that he was suffering from a fit or some
form of convulsion. Before I could reach his side he was down and quiet. All sounds had
ceased, but, with a feeling of such terror as even these awful events had not inspired, I
now saw the same mysterious movement of the wild oats prolonging itself from the
trampled area about the prostrate man toward the edge of a wood. It was only when it
had reached the wood that I was able to withdraw my eyes and look at my companion.
He was dead.”
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III — A MAN THOUGH NAKED MAY BE IN RAGS
THE coroner rose from his seat and stood beside the dead man. Lifting an edge of
the sheet he pulled it away, exposing the entire body, altogether naked and showing in
the candlelight a clay-like yellow. It had, however, broad maculations of bluish-black,
obviously caused by extravasated blood from contusions. The chest and sides looked as
if they had been beaten with a bludgeon. There were dreadful lacerations; the skin was
torn in strips and shreds.
The coroner moved round to the end of the table and undid a silk handkerchief,
which had been passed under the chin and knotted on the top of the head. When the
handkerchief was drawn away it exposed what had been the throat. Some of the jurors
who had risen to get a better view repented their curiosity, and turned away their faces.
Witness Harker went to the open window and leaned out across the sill, faint and sick.
Dropping the handkerchief upon the dead man’s neck, the coroner stepped to an angle
of the room, and from a pile of clothing produced one garment after another, each of
which he held up a moment for inspection. All were torn, and stiff with blood. The jurors
did not make a closer inspection. They seemed rather uninterested. They had, in truth,
seen all this before; the only thing that was new to them being Harker’s testimony.
“Gentlemen,” the coroner said, “we have no more evidence, I think. Your duty has
been already explained to you; if there is nothing you wish to ask you may go outside
and consider your verdict.”
The foreman rose — a tall, bearded man of sixty, coarsely clad. “I should like to ask one question, Mr. Coroner,” he said. “What asylum did this yer
last witness escape from?”
“Mr. Harker,” said the coroner, gravely and tranquilly, “from what asylum did you
last escape?”
Harker flushed crimson again, but said nothing, and the seven jurors rose and
solemnly filed out of the cabin.
“If you have done insulting me, sir,” said Harker, as soon as he and the officer were
left alone with the dead man, “I suppose I am at liberty to go?”
“Yes.”
Harker started to leave, but paused, with his hand on the door latch. The habit of
his profession was strong in him — stronger than his sense of personal dignity. He turned about and said:
“The book that you have there — I recognize it as Morgan’s diary. You seemed greatly interested in it; you read in it while I was testifying. May I see it? The public would
like —” “The book will cut no figure in this matter,” replied the official, slipping it into his
coat pocket; “all the entries in it were made before the writer’s death.”
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As Harker passed out of the house the jury re-entered and stood about the table on
which the now covered corpse showed under the sheet with sharp definition. The
foreman seated himself near the candle, produced from his breast pocket a pencil and
scrap of paper, and wrote rather laboriously the following verdict, which with various
degrees of effort all signed:
“We, the jury, do find that the remains come to their death at the hands of a
mountain lion, but some of us thinks, all the same, they had fits.”
IV — AN EXPLANATION FROM THE TOMB
IN the diary of the late Hugh Morgan are certain interesting entries having,
possibly, a scientific value as suggestions. At the inquest upon his body the book was not
put in evidence; possibly the coroner thought it not worth while to confuse the jury. The
date of the first of the entries mentioned can not be ascertained; the upper part of the
leaf is torn away; the part of the entry remaining is as follows:
“... would run in a half circle, keeping his head turned always toward the centre and
again he would stand still, barking furiously. At last he ran away into the brush as fast as
he could go. I thought at first that he had gone mad, but on returning to the house found
no other alteration in his manner than what was obviously due to fear of punishment.
“Can a dog see with his nose? Do odors impress some olfactory centre with images
of the thing emitting them? ...
“Sept 2. — Looking at the stars last night as they rose above the crest of the ridge east of the house, I observed them successively disappear — from left to right. Each was eclipsed but an instant, and only a few at the same time, but along the entire length of
the ridge all that were within a degree or two of the crest were blotted out. It was as if
something had passed along between me and them; but I could not see it, and the stars
were not thick enough to define its outline. Ugh! I don’t like this ...”
Several weeks’ entries are missing, three leaves being torn from the book.
“Sept. 27. — It has been about here again — I find evidences of its presence every day. I watched again all of last night in the same cover, gun in hand, double-charged with
buckshot. In the morning the fresh footprints were there, as before. Yet I would have
sworn that I did not sleep — indeed, I hardly sleep at all. It is terrible, insupportable! If these amazing experiences are real I shall go mad; if they are fanciful I am mad already.
“Oct. 3. — I shall not go — it shall not drive me away. No, this is my house, my land. God hates a coward ...
“Oct. 5. — I can stand it no longer; I have invited Harker to pass a few weeks with me — he has a level head. I can judge from his manner if he thinks me mad.
“Oct. 7. — I have the solution of the problem; it came to me last night — suddenly, as by revelation. How simple — how terribly simple!
“There are sounds that we can not hear. At either end of the scale are notes that stir
no chord of that imperfect instrument, the human ear. They are too high or too grave. I
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have observed a flock of blackbirds occupying an entire treetop — the tops of several trees — and all in full song. Suddenly — in a moment — at absolutely the same instant — all spring into the air and fly away. How? They could not all see one another — whole treetops intervened. At no point could a leader have been visible to all. There must have
been a signal of warning or command, high and shrill above the din, but by me unheard.
I have observed, too, the same simultaneous flight when all were silent, among not only
blackbirds, but other birds — quail, for example, widely separated by bushes — even on opposite sides of a hill.
“It is known to seamen that a school of whales basking or sporting on the surface of
the ocean, miles apart, with the convexity of the earth between them, will sometimes
dive at the same instant — all gone out of sight in a moment. The signal has been sounded — too grave for the ear of the sailor at the masthead and his comrades on the deck — who nevertheless feel its vibrations in the ship as the stones of a cathedral are stirred by the bass of the organ.
“As with sounds, so with colors. At each end of the solar spectrum the chemist can
detect the presence of what are known as ‘actinic’ rays. They represent colors — integral colors in the composition of light — which we are unable to discern. The human eye is an imperfect instrument; its range is but a few octaves of the real ‘chromatic scale’ I am
not mad; there are colors that we can not see.
“And, God help me! the Damned Thing is of such a color!”
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