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Cannibalism in the Bronx

Bronx, New York - Woodcutters shot and killed William Wolf, 56, a.k.a. Big Bad Wolf, on

Monday just as he was attempting cannibalism of a girl, Leslie Riding Hood. He was killed in

the Bronx at the home of Leslie’s grandmother, Regina Belle, a longtime resident of the Forest

Gated Community.

Leslie Riding Hood was on her way to visit and take a basket of groceries to Mrs. Belle who had

been sick when she encountered Mr. Wolf who befriended the girl in order to find out where the

grandmother lived. He headed to the grandmother’s house, it is presumed that he ate her in order

to take her place. The wolf attacked Leslie, and her screams were heard by local woodcutters

who broke the door down and shot William Wolf.

David Daly, one of the woodcutters, said, “I’m just glad we got here in time.” Forest Gated

Community resident Susan Wright said, “Regina Belle has been my neighbor for 40 years, and

didn’t bother anyone. I can’t believe someone would do this to her.”

The New York woodcutters plan to continue watching over the gated community. Mrs. Riding

Hood, Leslie’s mother is very grateful the woodcutters were around.