Instructions

Jonathan Grisham

MGMT 306

2/21/2013

How to Have a Good Time in Las Vegas

If you feel like recently you haven't had any excitement in your life, a good weekend in Las Vegas is sure to spice up your boring life. There is plenty to do in Vegas, from: shopping, drinking, clubbing, going to shows, and walking the strip looking for a suitable hookup for the weekend. I would advise on this trip that you do not gamble, as the trip is already very 't) expensive, and gambling under the influence is a good way to go brokeThe fun that Vegas has to offer requires a full weekend, so clear your schedule and gather your closest friends for one of the best weekends of your life.

The Vegas experience can be divided into these steps: l) gather friends and drive to Vegas, 2) get hotel room and start drinking, 3) go out clubbing 4) wake up and get food 5) go shopping or swimming (optional) 6) see a show such as Cirque du Soleil 7) go back out clubbing, unless you have already found a suitable mate to take back to the room 8) end the night by finishing all remaining alcohol and other drugs. 9) head home

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-Cash (remember to get singles too) -Credit Card -Alcohol (As much as you feel you need) tln-r"^,b3 .rp I -At least 1 ounce of Kuslrt(or less you're new to the game) -Smoking utensil (I prefer bong) -At least Yz owce of Psilocybin Mushrooms -Any other drugs you feel necessary to get you through the weekend hu)o

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Gather X'riends:

2 Make sure all friends have pitched in for gas, alcohol and other drugs. Once you have all the supplies you need, you can begin driving out to Vegas. I would suggest leaving Friday moming so you avoid the evening traffic and have time to enjoy Friday night in Vegas.

Get Hotel Room and Let the Pre-eame Beein:

The first step in your adventure is to get a hotel room. Ideally you would have made a reservation in advance, but if no$should be able to find a room although selections will be limited. In choosing where to stayfl am an advocate for getting a more expensive room for two

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reasons. One, you can save money when you're dead. Two, it will make you more attractive to your potential hookup buddy which is a definite plus. Personally, my favorite hotel to stay at is

Manjalay Bay. They have pools to swim in where you can order food in the morning ygule 2 )d,ttu"g over and there are plenty of cute girls by the pools. Once you get to your room; its 'g*rr"time, let the party begin!

Go F'ridav Night Clubbine:

Start the weekend right by attending some of the many clubs in Las Vegas. Make sure you have

consumed enough alcohol and marijuana to keep you on a sufficientbuzzto last you the night.

You can always buy more alcohol but leave the Kush at home. Once you hit the clubs, immediately start scouting the room for some babes to bring back to the room. The great thing

about Vegas is that even if you can't find a mate for the night, there are many strip clubs that you can visit to have your needs met. Make sure to bring your singles!

Wake Up and Get Food:

When you finally stumble back to your room Saturday morning, try to get a couple of hours of sleep. When you wake up you will be hung over, so you're going to need to eat something. If you're at the Mandalay Bay, all you need to do is head out to the pool and order pool side from a

cabana. This presents another possibility to look for a potential hookup buddy if you struck out and had to pay for a lap dance the previous night.

Shop/Swim/llan:

While the nightlife in Vegas is great, there is plenty to do during the day as well. If you need to upgrade your wardrobe, there are plenty of stores on the Vegas strip. If you're not looking to spend the day shopping, you can always stay at the pool to swim. If neither of these appeal to you, a good nap is a solid idea as well.

Cirque du Soleil:

After you finish up your shopping, swimming or napping, it's time to get ready to go see Cirque

du Soleil. You will need to eat some Psilocybin Mushrooms to enhance the show. Trust me, it is definitely worth it. You might want to have a sober friend go with to babysit all users of the

mushrooms, because you may not be acting rationally. \{\\tf$hAl

Go Back gut Clubbine or Finish offthe Niehtwith a Partv in vour Room:

So your final night you can either go out to a club, or if you already have a mate for the night you may just want to have aparty in your room. Both are excellent decisions, and the goal of the

night is to finish offall remaining drugs you brought. Enjoy!

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