Any drafter or Autocad expert out there?

Please help. I need someone who can make me a complete structural/architectural house plans (especially the floor plan) for only $10. I'm willing to pay such price only because I don't have any money. Please post your answer. I don't need shake hands or advance payment. I will buy those who (has good rating in AUTOCAD) can post answer first. Thank you! This is serious.

This will be at least 2-storey building. The first one will be for commercial bulding and the other one is for residential.

Here is the lot area (A pentagonal Area):

22,510 mm NE at 128deg

17, 782 mm SE at 138 deg

18, 223 mm SW at 82deg

31693 mm W at 102 deg

5001 mm N at 90 deg.

The first floor will be for Commercial Building and the second floor is for residential building. 

 PM me for further instructions about this one. The above is just a short description of the project. Thanks.