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THIS TIME WE LOOK AT THE TOUCHING CASE OF JEFF DAHMER, THE CANNIBAL OF MILWAUKEE.  OLD JEFF HAD ISSUES, THAT'S FOR SURE:  PIECES OF HIS 'FRIENDS' ---HEADS, LIVERS, BRAINS, USUAL STUFF-------IN THE FRIDGE FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK. (AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON A DIET)  HE LIKED A-I STEAK SAUCE.  NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.   😐 SAME DEAL:  MINIMUM 4 PAGES, NOT COUNTING TITLE AND REFERENCE PAGES, DOUBLE-SPACED, REFERENCES.  NOT DUE UNTIL AFTER SPRING BREAK, 4/2/25 BY NOON.  AND, PLEASE, DO NOT TRY TO GET 'A HEAD' IN LIFE.  NEVER WORKS OUT.  THANK YOU.  PROF D.   (AND MY WIFE THINKS THAT I AM MISERABLE---I'M  NICE COMPARED TO THIS GUY 😦 ) 

https://thecrimemag.com/jeffrey-dahmers-apartment/

Your written assignment should be more technical now:  State the facts, of course. Was there an indictment?  Number of victims. DNA? Was he found insane and put into a home?  What was the physical evidence?  Witness testimony?   Did he receive the death penalty?  Was there a trial or plea bargain?  Did Jeff prefer mustard or ketchup on his heads? Onions? Salt and pepper?  Perhaps a piece of toast on the side?  White wine or red with his meal----(red with meat, white with fish or poultry). ?  (he was very fussy 🤪)  Is Jeff currently 'head' of a dance class somewhere?  Where is he now? Please be specific. 

Jeffrey Dahmer - Wikipedia

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Jeffrey Dahmer

PS:  The 'stew' that Jeff lovingly made by hand is being taken to the County Morgue.  He said that the secret was in the sauce, though I was too afraid to ask what his 'secret ingredient' was!!   You can tell how lovely Jeff's stew smelled by the HazMat suits the morgue guys are wearing.  Wore a few myself---yucky!!!   The misunderstanding only arose because poor Jeff thought making "Stew" meant that it actually had to be made from a guy named "Stew".  Simple, honest mistake....could have happened to any one of us. 😯 

JEFF DAHMER AT AN OVER-EATERS ANONYMOUS MEETING

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